I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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