just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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