i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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