I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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