Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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