You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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