i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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