LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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