I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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