If i come over, it means nothing
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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