Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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