But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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