he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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