You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize