It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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