if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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