You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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