worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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