You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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