Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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