wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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