I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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