White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
How's work?
Spinning.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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