GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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