highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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