Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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