the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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