At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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