I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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