He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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