Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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