seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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