Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This is the high leading the old right now
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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