ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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