The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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