at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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