You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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