I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
