it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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