I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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