is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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