I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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