I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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