It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
