Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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