You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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