Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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