what if I'm pregnant?
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Do vagina's smell?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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