i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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