i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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