Midget sex pt 2 tonight
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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