No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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