I'm jealous of your bromance
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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