Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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