I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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