Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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