All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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