you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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