Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
