Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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