What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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