A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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